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Those Taxing Taxis!
Some taxi drivers are great
friendly honest people, while others are scum bags that ruin it for all
of them. The problem is, taxis don't have meters. We missed
the hourly free shuttle from
Sandals to the Crystal Palace Casino 1 mile
away. One cab arrived and asked $5 for the entire group of 6 people
before us. We could not fit so we took the next one. No one asked
up front, a crucial financial error in taxi dollars. We arrived at
Crystal Palace one mile away 3 minutes later and the driver demanded $18
for the 6 of us! For a 1 mile drive! I was fuming, but we anted
up, and one old man swore like a sailor at this guy, telling him exactly
what he thought of his taxi, his mother, and his sexual preference, in
true New York style, as saliva flew everywhere like a sprinkler. That
show was worth the $18!
I don't know why the Bahamian government allows these taxi scams to go on, it just leaves a bad taste in the tourists' mouths, maybe they just don't care. You're on vacation so it justifies it. This is also a problem in Orlando at Disney World, Downtown Disney, and Pleasure Island. So moral of the story is you MUST be a lawyer to take a taxi in the Bahamas. You must ask them before you board how much the ride is for the entire group, no per person rates, you want a flat rate for the vehicle to take you from point A to point B. From Sandals to Crystal Palace should not be more than $5 for the entire group. For a 15 minute taxi ride from Sandals to Atlantis, the rates are $15-$18 for the entire vehicle. Don't let them sucker you into per person rates, or 4 of you will be paying $80 for a $20 taxi cab ride. Ask the bus drivers they all know what it should cost. Don't believe bellhops, they just guess. It's a taxi conspiracy in the Bahamas, you must find out the price right from the horse's ass before you enter his taxi.
To get from Sandals to the Atlantis Casino, find other people and split a $15-$18 taxi ride. You can take the local bus in front of Sandals for $1 which drops you off at Woodes Rogers Walk at the pier by the cruise ships (but it stops at 4 other Cable Beach resorts on the way.). Once you are dropped off at the pier, then you have to take a $6 round trip ferry ride for 15 minutes over to Paradise Island, then it's a 10 minute walk to the Atlantis Resort from that dock. During the day it's a fun cruise with friendly crewmen. But once is enough for that trip. The taxi is the quickest way to the Atlantis Hotel from Sandals.
Sandals Packages
Shop around for
Sandals
rates, don't just call
Sandals and don't just buy off their web site. They
run specials at $300 -$500 off for long stays, but you'll still get a better
price through your travel agent who buys the packages even cheaper from bulk
wholesalers. Most agents get your
Sandals package
through Gogo Travel, who buys wholesale blocks and sells them at a discount
from what you would pay
Sandals directly.
Sandals has a Hurricane
Guarantee that gives you a free replacement vacation if a hurricane hits
while you are staying at their resorts. But verify this on your own, in case
they cancel this policy.
Sandals room rates on their web
site DO NOT include airfare. Have your travel agent hunt down a good airfare.
Sandals
does not allow check in earlier than 3:00 PM NO EXCEPTIONS!
So don't choose
a flight that will leave you sitting around the lobby of Sandals for hours waiting
for your room to be ready. Many people get stranded and it's humiliating
after a long trip when you're ready to drop dead and you have no room to go to.
Beware that Sandals takes a lot of artistic freedom with photos in their brochures and airbrushes them to seem better than they are. On their web site they airbrushed out all the houses next to the pink Manor Block building, and painted a green lawn to make the resort look secluded, which they are not. This should be illegal. Our room overlooked some houses that were rundown. It did not look like they showed on the web site. I wish they'd stop these deceitful advertising tactics. Also, in their brochure they touted Sandals Cay as a "Private off-shore Island". But when we there, it was not exclusive to Sandals. There was another operator on the island that ferries over hundreds of people from the cruise ships docked in Nassau to what I'm sure they misrepresented to them as a private island also. That other company appeared to have the bigger chunk of the island. Not so private after all. Get quotes from at least three travel agencies. You'll be surprised at the difference in cost quoted. Get pricing on the same package so you can compare apples with apples. If you are narrowed down to a resort and room type, get quotes on the same flight, same airline, and compare.
Show
Me The Money
Don't bring any bills over
$20 to the Bahamas, most businesses will not accept them. I had a
few $100 bills that the Crystal Palace Casino accepted. But all other
businesses had signs stating they don't accept $50 or $100 bills.
Tipping of any kind is strictly forbidden at
Sandals, as 20% gratuity is
included in your resort package. But you'll be tipping taxi drivers,
transport people, and other service personnel if you go off
Sandals property.
I'd suggest getting one or 2 stacks of 50 $1 bills to handle all your tipping
for the week. Bring a bunch of $5 bills for tips also.
Flying
To Sandals Royal Bahamian Resort
Many of you will probably
fly out of New York or Miami. We flew out of Fort Lauderdale in a
Bahamas Air 737 and the flight was 35 minutes. As soon as you reach
altitude, you go right back down again for landing. But if you fly in a Bahamas Air
prop plane, the flight is an hour. We prefer the jet planes to propeller
planes as these smaller planes have too much vibration and prop noise.
During the hot months the prop planes get really hot and the AC is useless.
Brief
Geography Lesson on the Bahamas
The Bahamas consist of 700
islands and very few of them are inhabited. If you have never flown to
the Caribbean before, make sure you're sitting in a window seat, you're
going to see the most beautiful islands and water on earth. The ocean
water around the Bahamas is completely different than any other ocean water.
It's incredibly clear due to the lack of any sediment sources, such as
mountains or industrialized factories. It has the most beautiful
swirly blue, teal and green colors you'll ever see. The ocean currents
from Africa prevent any sediment from accumulating, so the water is crystal
clear. The finer grain sand in the Bahamas is not the same as the
quartz sand we have here in the U.S., it's whiter. Shellfish life
forms die and leave calcium carbonate shells behind. They are then
eaten by parrot fish and other creatures, who excrete out the white sand particles.
All that white sand you walk on in the Bahamas has passed through the digestive track of a
fish. At Governor's Harbor on the island of Eleuthra east of Nassau
they have pink sand.
Getting
to Sandals From the airport
When you land at Nassau
International, there's no smart carts for luggage so heed my advice.
You're on vacation, it's hot and muggy, your worn out from your wedding,
don't do one bit of work at all from this point on. There's guys
at the luggage carousel with luggage carts so here's your chance to use
the first of your $5 bills. They'll wheel your luggage through customs,
and then you go out the door into the main lobby where you'll see the
Sandals
desk.
A
Rolls Is A Rolls, or is it?
At the
Sandals desk inside the
airport lobby they
place labels with your room number on your luggage. They direct you outside
to a third party transport taxi for your free transport to
Sandals. If
you have a high end suite, you get a free VIP Rolls Royce limo ride, so they
claim.
If you're owed a Rolls, call
Sandals BEFORE your trip to verify, and get
the name of the employee you spoke with. A friend of mine on his
honeymoon the week after our vacation paid major bucks for a high end Honeymoon Villa Suite.
According to Sandals aggressive advertising, he was supposed to get the Rolls
Royce ride at the
Sandals airport counter they
were unaware, and tried to talk him into taking a bus, making it look like
they were doing him a favor. He had to argue with them for 15 minutes
and even showed his itinerary which itemized the Rolls Royce, and he finally won out.
We heard from a travel agent that other people fall victim to this Sandals scam
as well. Total waiting time for my friend's Rolls? 1 hour, when it should
have been waiting there for him.
When you pay good money for a vacation and a resort claims to be AAA 4
diamond, incidents like this make me question the rating criteria.
They know what room he's in, they know his flight number, why didn't they know
he had a free VIP Rolls Royce? I think they did know, they just try to
weasel out and save themselves some money. That's just too sloppy. Should
be a no brainer for people who do this every day. Duh, let's see
Honeymoon Villa Suite... Free Rolls Royce. Repeat after me...
The point about the Rolls Royce was moot for us, our room does not get the Rolls Royce benefit, so we took the 15 minute van ride to Sandals from the airport. We were miffed that the van driver would not leave the airport until he could drum up more business, which delayed us a half hour. Sandals needs to address these issues, because people coming off flights are tired and don't want to wait around in the airport heat and gagging on fumes, they want to get to the resort. You think you're getting a "Sandals shuttle", but you're not. What you really get is a taxi van who is not working just for you. Bad form. Very bad form.
Arriving
at Sandals
As
you pull up the driveway at Sandals, you see a spectacular Romanesque yellow
entrance with several statues leading up to 2 giant God statues, I think
one of them is Poseidon. The bell hop escorts you to the lobby where
they check you in. The courtyard that you pass has a fountain in
the middle and statues in the corners. They give you a glass of champagne
while you fill out forms and they take your credit card imprint.
Ask where the room is before they take you and if you don't like the sound
of it, ask for another room view at that very time while they can still change
it, not later. They give you a Sandals
ID card to carry when you go outside the gate. YOU MUST CARRY THIS CARD
WHEN YOU LEAVE OR YOU CANNOT GET BACK IN. The gift shop is outside
the gate, and they do check you COMING BACK IN. Our friends arrived at 1:00 PM and
they were not allowed to check into their room. Instead they were
sent to the spa where they could "use the facilities" (translation: spend
money on a massage). All they wanted to do was sleep after a long
trip.
Book all your off site
excursions ASAP!
Be
sure to stop at the tour desk and start booking excursions ASAP.
They are explained in this article, and the Dolphin excursions sell out
rapidly. You're not just competing with other Sandals guests for
these slots, but all of the visitors on cruise ships and resorts.
Also, get yourself a copy of "What-To-Do" magazine. If you are waiting
for your room to be ready, this is a good time to start blocking off your
reservations and excursions.
We got to our room and were
immediately disappointed with the location. We specified a pool view but ended
up with a view of the run down houses next door that
Sandals airbrushed
out of the photo on the web site. I called our suite concierge to
get us another room or that elusive free upgrade that I keep hearing rumors
about. I asked for a room facing the pool. I informed her that
my wife was very pregnant needed to rest frequently, I wanted the best view
for her, and we were repeat customers. We deserved better than a
view of the service road down below. I got no where and was quite miffed
about that. Remember, you're not in America, and they don't have to do
anything to accommodate your requests, nor do they even have to honor their
false advertising claims. Terms like false advertising are not enforced
down there, which shows you the true nature of hotels, when they are left
unchecked without enforcing regulations. Hotel reservation systems are the most archaic technology
on earth. Why can't you specify where your room is going to be when
they know months in advance who is checking out at any given day?
Systems should keep track of repeat customers and give them preference
for room assignment, so booking the room you paid for does not become a crap shoot. Every time
I hear the word "can't" it just makes me laugh. One reason I became
an engineer was to design things that other lazy people say "can't" be
done. The word "can't" should not be in the vocabulary of a 4 diamond
resort.
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This is the view you see when you first arrive at Sandals. Once your brain adjusts to the fact that you're driving up the wrong side of the driveway you see this spectacular Romanesque view as you pull up to the front entrance. |
As you are escorted to the manor lobby to be checked in, you see more beautiful statues and fountains in the courtyard. The pink architecture is typical of the Bahamas, where many buildings are painted pink, blue, green, or yellow. |
This is the view from our room, a "Honeymoon Ocean View Concierge" room on the 4th floor of the Manor House, the main pink building. The view of the ocean was OK, but we also overlooked some rundown homes next door. The pool side would have been better. |
Our patio angled east toward the ocean. We missed the sunsets, but got the sunrises instead. Rooms on the east side and west side of the 7 story Pink Manor Block Building are angled toward the ocean. There were 2 sinks and the bathroom was nicely appointed with marble and tile, and plumbing worked fine. You only get 2 full sized bath towels per day so use them wisely. What a joke, is this really a four star hotel? I expected more towels than that. Their hair dryer is a joke, so bring your own. The fan on the back of my PC is stronger. They have a bar in the room, but don't ask for the key to open it, or I'm sure you'll find a charge on your bill for something. Drinks are free at the bars, but if you want any finer wines with dinner, you have to pay for it. I suggest packing bottles of your favorite wine or champagne before the trip to keep in your room.
Around
the property, the pink villas were very nice looking. They have lots
of plush appointed landscaping. People we know who stayed in them
said they were nice. A couple of semi private pools service these pink villas.
The large main pink Manor Block building had a fitness center on the 7th floor, accessed
from stairs on the 6th floor. It was better than I expected, with Cybex, my favorite equipment. It was like I never left my gym,
I used it a few times. Even if you don't care to use the fitness
center, you should get a look from the observation deck, with a good birds
eye view of the resort. The fitness center faces the ocean so while
you are riding the bikes you stare out across the beautiful blue green
water to Sandal's Cay 1/2 mile off shore. With water in the Bahamas,
the higher up you view it from, the better it looks.
If you end up in the Manor Block, you want a "Honeymoon Ocean View Concierge" room with a POOL VIEW, as shown middle of the pink building in the picture above. The patios are angled toward the ocean, an ideal view for rooms of the Manor Block, as they overlook the pool, the pier, the 7 story mural, and the ocean. The lack of patios on the ocean front rooms makes them not worth the extra price. You want to relax on your patio and see the sunset.
Pooling
The Resources
The
pools at Sandals are impressive. They have 2 main pools, 3 mini pools,
a few whirlpools, and a unique misting pool. People did not start
to trickle down until after 9 AM, when the sun clears the top of the Manor
Block to shine on the pool. The best chairs have thick padding and
there are only a few so try for those first. Throw your towel on
a chair and go eat breakfast. Laying out at the pool in front of
the pink Manor Block building is incredible when you look up and see the
awesome giant mural painted on the side of the building that looks like
a scene from the Garden Of Eden. You can get SCUBA certified in a pool
next to the dive shop. You'll love the swim up bars INSIDE THE POOL with underwater
stools. All the daiquiris and coladas come from a 7-11 slurpie type
machine and they add a shot of Bacardi Rum, the local product of Nassau.
If you want non-alcoholic cocktails, they just leave out the liquor.
The coladas are nothing to write home about. The only place you'll
ever get a real pina colada is in Jamaica.
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The fountain next to the Royal Cafe Grill. Note the lion head spitting out the water. Nice touch. A view of the pool from the fitness center observation deck. The French restaurant Baccarat is in the pink with rounded windows. Spices restaurant is on the left, and the Windsor Block is in the back. |
A stunning view of the Manor Block building and the Windsor block pool. Here's a great close-up of the mural on the Manor Building. Nice mural! the rooms to the right of it have a great view. |
The Windsor Block building
is newer and looks nicer than the Manor Block. The lobby is nicer and
the elevator area on each floor has big windows that offer you nice views of
the pool and beach. You MUST go check out the view from the roof
where they have an observation deck. Other guests told us the rooms
were nice in this building. One advantage of the Windsor Block is the patios are bigger
than the patios in the pink Manor Block building. Also, the Royal Windsor Ocean Front
suites on the Windsor Block have huge wraparound patios. That's the
kind I'm talking about, they are huge suites and at the time in 2000, they were
$600 per night. That's what you want to get if you have the money
to spend.
What sets this Sandals apart
from the others is the blend of architectural styles. Every part of the
resort that you walk through has a different style. There's giant
statues everywhere, and the pool next to the Windsor Block has lots of
oversized planters scattered around the perimeter. This provides
many great spots to take photos at Sunset.
The
Spa at Sandals
They claim their spa was
voted top Caribbean spa. The design of the spa is very impressive.
As you head down the stairs to the spa you see 3 small pools, each at a
different level, a design that looks really nice. The spa has a beautifully
designed marble and hardwood interior. They have every known service
you can think of. I got the Swedish massage and reflexology sampler
for $97 including the 15% automatic gratuity, probably much higher priced by now. A regular Swedish massage
was $80 with the 15% gratuity. Both 55 minute massages were great,
and they'll dig as hard or soft as you tell them to. To be honest,
the Spa was just as good as some of the better cruise ship spas that we
have been in. I highly recommend the reflexology if you work on a
computer a lot, the hand and foot manipulations feel really good.
Be sure to drink lots of water immediately after any massage.
Sandal's
Cay Semi-private Island
If the pools get crowded
try for a little peace. Take the 5 minute boat ride over to Sandal's
Cay 1/2 mile away. You need to get a towel from the towel hut before
you go. The boat leaves every hour so don't miss it or you'll have
to wait. You'll want to take the 10:00 AM or 11:00 AM boat over to
the island before beach chairs fill up. If you want to get a good
spot at the lagoon, walk up the hill behind the restaurant and down the
other side to the lagoon and choose a chair. Then you can go get
food or drinks. There's also a pool with a swim up bar. Cafe
Goombay serves McDonald's quality food like hamburgers and hot dogs, nothing
fancy. The swim up bar serves the usual daiquiris and coladas out
of the slurpie machine. Don't forget to put SPF 15 sun block on before
you go to Sandals Cay. Apply
it in your hotel room, as it takes a half hour to absorb into your skin and
start protecting you. Be aware of boat boarding times, if you miss
the time you wanted, you'll wait another hour for the next boat.
The
Restaurants
The restaurants there are
pretty good. If you don't want to wait to be seated, get there between
6:30 and 7:00, no later. Let me warn you of one thing that
Sandals does
not adequately warn you about in the brochures. The restaurants require
men to wear good pants and nice shirts for dinner or they will refuse you.
I got booted from Baccarat the first night because I wore jeans and did not know better. Make sure you have dress slacks for every night you are there. Kimonos allows jeans but the others do not. At 7 PM there is a 1 1/2 hour wait a Baccarat so get there by 6:30 if you want to eat there. At 7:45, it's a 3 hour wait! No thanks. We never made it in there, but I heard from more than one person that the food was not so great, especially for the wait. I did eat breakfast in there a few times and loved it. Ask for a table at the rounded windows overlooking the pool.
Kimonos is excellent, and the chef cooks on a stir fry table right in front of you Teppanyaki-style. The food was plentiful there, and the services was incredible. I had no room for desert so we split one between us.
The Crystal Room was pretty nice too, with elegant international dining. The food was good and they have a nice dessert buffet in the middle of the room. It's fun to watch the ladies scoping it out.
Casanova is a great northern Italian restaurant, and most guests agreed it was the best.
We never made it to Cafe Goombay as we were warned about the pterodactyl sized mosquitoes on Sandal's Cay at night. They warn you to bring insect repellent, so that alone tells me it's not a place I want to eat dinner. Our friends ate there and they were swatting mosquitoes the entire annoying dinner. Sandals does not setup repellent candles, torches, zappers, screens, or anything, it's like being dropped off in Jurassic Park. Our friends coined a good name for it: Cafe GoomBug, or how about CaFly GoomBug.
One night we got an invitation to a dinner for repeat guests. There were 30 of us that attended at the ballroom in the Windsor building, with hors d'oeuvres served first then we moved into the ballroom and each table had a Sandal's manager. At this dinner we had an excellent lobster appetizer, the only lobster we would see at Sandals. That's one thing I can't understand about Sandal's is why they don't serve lobster when you are paying them thousands to stay there. I keep hearing they can't get lobster in the Caribbean. Guess they never heard of Florida lobster. If they can fly Maine lobster to Miami, then they can fly it to Nassau too. At the dinner we learned their chefs are very well trained in the U.S. Our head chef had come from Sandal's Antigua. That was the best meal we had there all week.
At night after dinner is
when most of the couples stroll around the pools, checking out the sunset,
some go to the piano bar, which has a grand piano in the middle of the
room. There's a wooden bar in the shape of the piano that goes around
the piano, so you can sit right there with your drinks while the pianist
plays. There's also a billiards room
and the Royal Theater where
they do talent shows and there's also the Night Club at the theater as
well.
What to do in
Nassau
We got you covered here
because we've done many of the best excursions in Nassau. The prices
we show here are the prices they charged us in June, 2000.
Swim
With The Dolphins ($149 Per person) and Dolphin Encounters ($75 per person)
This is the most incredible
experience. When else can you get the chance to swim with a dolphin
or pet one in a pool? The Swim sells out fast, they were sold out
weeks beyond our visit, so we settled with the Dolphin Encounters instead.
If you want "The Swim", call and book it 2 months before your trip.
No kidding. Forget about waiting for last minute cancellations, no one cancels.
The 20 minute ferry ride
sails from the pier at Paradise Island next to Atlantis,
and heads
to Blue Lagoon Island (Salt Cay). This island has a big beautiful
teal lagoon. There's also a beach and recreation area for another
excursion that just takes you to the beach. The "Dolphin Encounters"
pools are where you stand up to your waist and get your picture taken with
a dolphin, who kisses you for the photo. Next they line you up in
the pool to dance with the dolphin, feed him, pet him, he rolls over, you
pet his belly, and he'll stand on his tail and hugs you. The look
on a little kid's face when the dolphin hugs them is priceless. Bring a
waterproof camera if you plan to sit along the pool, as the dolphins splash
everyone along the edge. Do your filming from the deck 5 feet above
the pool. If you are able to book "The Swim with the Dolphins" package, you get a 30 minute swim with the Dolphins.
So Dolphin Encounters is almost as good, as you do get to touch the dolphins and play
with them. It was the best $75 per person we ever spent. Ask an employee
to point out "Gilligan's Island", 2 miles away. That's where they filmed
the exterior island shots for the popular 1960s TV show.
Shopping
In Nassau
Everyone takes cruises to
the Bahamas expecting to get their booze, perfume, watches, and precious
gems at huge discounts. I have heard from too many people that got
burnt royally, because there are no laws protecting the American consumer
in the islands. Cruise ships that dock at port and take you to specific
shops like to tout that they are the best shops that you are going to.
But remember that the shops paid for these arrangements, and the ads in
the flyers in your stateroom. You buy a bargain emerald in the Bahamas,
bring it home for appraisal, and discover it belongs at K mart in the costume
jewelry section. Unless you go with a certified gemologist who knows
what they are doing, and knows the cost, I would not consider buying
gems in the islands. Not in a million years. What kind
of discount do you think you are going to get if you go to the more honorable
stores like Cartier? This trip we didn't bother, it's just too insulting,
and a waste of time. For perfume, the average savings is $5-10 per
bottle, about what you would save at factory outlet malls near your house.
You're certainly not going to Disney World on the savings. Some business
owners present you with outrageous offers, then drop way, way off that
price. Some liquor is cheaper, some is more. It's a big tourist
trap. You might get some good clothing prices once you talk them
down off their overblown prices. My $75 Dolphin Encounters ticket
provided much more entertainment than putting up with car dealer sales
tactics. My suggestion is not to waste time shopping there for big
bargains that don't materialize, and do
the excursions instead. Every product in the Bahamas is shipped there,
unless it's local art, so how could California wines be cheaper?
Robinson
Crusoe ($45 per person)
They call it "Best snorkeling
trip", but it was the worst snorkeling I've ever done. The trip itself
was fun, you leave the pier at Paradise Island on a triple decker boat.
Secure a nice beach chair on the top deck as soon as you get on the boat.
You cruise by George Myers's mansion (Myers's Rum), a sheik with an 18
car garage, and at the end of Paradise Island, a new community where Oprah,
Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Sharon Stone, and Sean Connery had houses
built. It's a breezy 50 minute cash bar boat ride to Rose Island
where they have a nice beach and they feed you a buffet lunch. There's
hammocks in the woods to rest on and snorkel gear with life vests but no
flippers. What kind of tour takes you snorkeling but does not provide
flippers? Their beach there was beautiful and clear. Where's
the reef? We saw not one single fish. We did see some
giant lizards on the island. From the beach you can see "Gilligan's
Island". After lunch came volleyball games. The crew were excellent players,
and we had a great time. I found out later from the tour operator
that they were supposed to take us to the other side of the island where
there was a reef to snorkel. I don't know why that never happened.
It was a fun trip, but if you're looking to snorkel, don't do it on a booze
cruise. You need a real snorkel trip. This was a fun beach
picnic trip, not a snorkel trip.
Stuart
Cove's Snorkeling Trips ($27 per person) & SCUBA Diving ($70 per person)
Now this is a snorkeling trip, the best I've ever done.
They pile 10-15 of you in a boat on the southeast shore of Nassau, and take you
out not far from Lyford Cay to a beautiful offshore reef with thousands of fish
where they have a permanent buoy to attach to. You'll see the most
beautiful parrot fish and other Caribbean fish that you just don't see in the
lake behind your house. They give you snorkeling lessons if you need
it, they have masks, fins, and life jackets. See, now that's what I'm looking
for. The crew was knowledgeable and friendly, and was concerned about us having
the best time. Remember I mentioned how crystal clear the water is in the
Bahamas? This makes snorkeling and SCUBA diving even more awesome.
If you're in 20 feet of water and the sun shines into it, it's like you're
standing in front of an aquarium. All your shots will come out because
it's lit better. The area they took us to was used by lots of Hollywood movies
for filming. On the way back ask them to float real close to to the $60
million unique home of Canadian fashion designer Peter Nygard on Lyford Cay,
they'll know what you're talking about. See the photos below. It's
official title is Bahamas Luxury Nygard Cay, a 4.2 acre mega mansion at the end
of Lyford Cay. It's relatively cheap to rent, at only $30,000 per day! It has 10
bedrooms, 5 pools, a tennis court, 2 volleyball courts, a basketball court, 7
boats, staff of 20, food and liquor included, 2 hummers, a 52' yacht, a 24 seat
movie theatre, and exotic birds. Then they took us further out to sea where they
let us feed the Caribbean sharks. You can't do that on a booze cruise.
We are not divers but other divers told us it was awesome. They take you
to dive on shipwrecks, and you can see the James Bond plane that they sunk after
filming.
SUB
(Scenic Underwater Bubble) Bahamas ($89 per person)
This one looked absolutely
incredible and we are doing it next time we go! They fit you into
a scooter that goes underwater and your head goes into the bubble where
it's sealed and an oxygen tank feeds you air. You're in water 15
deep and propelling yourself around. There's no SCUBA or snorkeling
experience necessary, the scooter does everything, and it looks awesome.
It's a must for people who want that close up view of the fish and coral.
Take
A 1/2 Day Trip To Atlantis Resort!
We did that and have lots
of pictures and stories to tell of this absolutely unbelievable experience.
There was too much for one paragraph here so we created a seperate trip
report with excellent photos. Click
Here To Read Our Trip Report On Atlantis Resort.
The
Extended City And Country Tour ($28 per person)
We did this when we took
a cruise to Nassau. It's not an action packed excursion, just a simple
tour for those who want to discover the major points of interest in Nassau
like the forts, the famous Queen's Staircase, Government House, Gregory's
Arch, and the water tower. This extended package also includes
Ardastra Gardens & Zoo, which everyone should do at least once in their
lives. That's because you see the world famous marching flamingos.
It's a cool show, amazing how well trained and synchronized the flamingos
are. You get to mingle amongst these 4-5 ft tall birds before the
show, and hundreds of animals and acres of lush tropical gardens too.
Hartley's
Undersea Walk ($55 per person)
This one is really cool.
We did not have time, but we'll do it next time. They take you out
on a boat to water 12 feet deep, and put these helmets on you that seal
around your shoulders and feed you air through hoses that go up to the
surface. Then you step down a ladder to the bottom and walk around.
I've seen it on cable TV shows, it looks really cool. You can sit on the ocean floor and the guide shows you where to walk on the bottom
to feed the coral animals. You don't even have to know how to swim,
because you are walking on the bottom with your helmet on!
Sea
World Explorer ($39 per person)
We did not get to do this
one, but it's on our list for our next trip to Nassau. You cruise
in a boat that has windows all along the hull. The boat slowly cruises
by the reefs of Nassau Harbor so you can get a close up view of the gorgeous
Bahamian marine life.
Important
Tips During Your Stay At Sandals Royal Bahamian:
Get
a pair of the best sunglasses you can afford with the most UV A & B
protection you can get. The Caribbean sun is very powerful because
it's closer to the equator. It's much more powerful than it is near
your house, I can guarantee you that, and you must have eye protection.
Remember, UV damage is cumulative.
Always
use sunscreen!!! The sun is very hot and brutal, at 90 F. Use a sunscreen
with AT LEAST SPF=15. Anything less is not good enough. Put
it on before you leave your room in the morning and at least one other
time during the day. There's no room for macho attitudes here, human
skin is made out of the same substance for all of us, men or women and
it does burn. You won't feel it until 3 hours later, but you'll feel
it. Don't say that you'll just lay out for 30 minutes first and then
put on lotion, because 30 minutes is too long, and you'll fall asleep and
forget.
Get
to the pool by 9:00 AM to claim lounge chairs. Leave a towel or something
indicating the chair is reserved. On a fair weather day, the good lounges
are gone by 9:00 AM, and if you haven't claimed a spot by 9:30 AM, forget
about getting ANY spot at all at the pool. Most people are eating breakfast
by 8:30 AM.
Things
we loved about Sandals Royal Bahamian:
Food and drinks abound!! Go to any bar in
Sandals and order any drink you
want without having to pay for it, or tip the bartender.
The service of the employees was really good. They all greet you,
and even if they step in front of you by mistake, they all apologize.
In Kimonos the service was incredible. I just saw a blur of hands
that made sure our drinks were always full and the courses and plates changed
like a well oiled machine.
Casanova and The Crystal Room had great food and service was impeccable.
No Lobster though.
The no tipping rule. It's great leaving your room with no cash, not worrying
about change for tips.
The swim up bars bars that extend out into the pools with under water
stools. And don't forget the gazebos, hammocks, 10 foot chessboard, and
water falls in the pool.
Super friendly staff. The maids were very thorough.
Lots of events to keep you busy: Pool Volleyball, nighttime events, beer
drinking contests (it's more fun to watch), dancing at night. All the other
couples are really friendly.
Things we did not like about Sandals
You heard me moan about it before, I won't dwell on it, but we specified
a room with a pool view and felt let down when they refused to do anything
about it. Room assignments at
Sandals are too much of a crap shoot.
They are inflexible about room assignments.
Can't make reservations in the restaurants. What's up with that?
At Sandals St. Lucia, most of the restaurants were done by reservation,
why not at Royal Bahamian? Without it, your schedule of fun gets
derailed.
The free public shuttle to the Crystal Palace casino only runs every hour.
That makes balancing dinner and gaming a difficult task. Half the
cab drivers try to rip you off on the 1 mile ride up the street to the
casino. One charged $18 to drive 1 mile. They need to run this shuttle
every half hour at least. People were queued up for taxis.
The one hour wait in between boat rides to Sandal's Cay. One time
the boat was 20 minutes late so we waited 1 hr and 20 minutes instead. You don't want to be waiting on your
vacation. They need to have that boat going every 30 minutes at least, or
get 2 boats crossing each other back and forth like they do at Disney World
resorts.
None of the restaurants accepted reservations. Cafe GoomBay on the
Sandal's Cay took reservations, but who wants to fight off mosquitoes as
you eat?
Not enough towels in your hotel room bathroom. Only 2 full sized towels, plus
hand towels. Should be 4 towels at the very least for the amount they
charge.
You'll never get a lobster dinner at
Sandals. Sometimes they have
some shrimp that they call "mini shrimp", but it's really micro shrimp.
For the amount of money you pay, they need to ante up.
Time to go back
home
When you check out of
Sandals,
check your bill carefully. When we stayed at St. Lucia years before they
added a $30 charge to our room for a long distance call to New York city,
which we did not make. We had to make a big scene for them to drop the
charge. I read another online trip report where the author reported the
same thing, so stay sharp. Don't do express check out unless you can view
your bill, the regular
checkout only takes a couple of minutes and you get to view the itemized bill
with no surprises. Once you are gone, there's nothing you can do about
it.
Make sure you call the bell hops at least one hour before your shuttle time so they can get your bags from your room. We called them 1/2 hour before, and they kept our shuttle waiting 20 minutes! Come on, it takes 5 minutes to wheel a cart up and get the luggage, and they did not look busy because there were 3 of them standing around. I could have just brought them down myself much faster. Take the shuttle or Rolls Royce back to the airport, and make sure your customs form is already filled out before you get to the counter. Don't forget there's a fee per person to leave Nassau, so hopefully you have plenty of cash left over! All flights close 45 minutes before their departure time, so for God's sake, waste no time getting in line when you get there, or you'll be shut out. As you fly out, you'll once again enjoy the most beautiful teal green blue oceans and islands on earth with striking white cream like "oolies" swirling in between the islands, and when you get back home, you'll have a story to tell your friends.
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